Mr. Ed was a Stable Genius

Donald Trump has had his physical, and not only does he feel like he's "in good shape," he insists that he "got every question right" on the cognitive test.

As someone who has been giving cognitive tests professionally for fifty years, let me insist that if he "got every question right," he wasn't taking a cognitive test.  That's not how they work.  Let me know if you need clarification.

Oh - but of course, he could be lying.  Yeah.  There's always that.